We all know the Dad Tax is real—and it's payable in fries, nuggets, and the last bite of dessert. This hilarious design features a colorful lineup of fast food faves with retro marquee lettering that reads “DAD TAX: Making Sure It’s Not Poison.” It’s the perfect graphic for snack-sneaking dads who take their quality control duties seriously. A fun gift idea for Father’s Day, cookout season, or any day he’s caught red-handed in the drive-thru.

CC1717 Pepper 

• 6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz/L yd (CA), 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
• Garment-dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
• Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
• Relaxed fit
• Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Shoulder to shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label

G5000 Sport Grey 

• 90/10 cotton/polyester
• Innovation you can feel. Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology, the Gildan® Heavy Cotton family has been remastered for improved printability, quality and comfort you can see and feel.

• Classic fit
• Rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear away label