This design pairs vintage-inspired artwork with unapologetic humor for a statement that’s both empowering and tongue-in-cheek. Featuring a classic cherub pushing a cart of flowers, the phrase “I Can Buy Myself Flowers, Motherfuckers” blends old-school illustration with modern sass in a way that feels clever, confident, and fearless.

It’s a design made for self-love, independence, and not waiting around for permission or validation. Equal parts retro charm and bold attitude, this graphic speaks loud without trying too hard.

CC1717 Ivory

• 6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz/L yd (CA), 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
• Garment-dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
• Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
• Relaxed fit
• Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Shoulder to shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label