This bold statement design pairs a classic gothic-style font with a blunt, humorous phrase that instantly grabs attention. The sharp lettering gives it a slightly edgy, vintage feel, while the message itself leans into that unapologetic, no-filter attitude.

It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and confidence—simple, striking, and made for anyone who’s fully embracing their unbothered era with a little humor.

CC1717 Watermelon or Orchid

• 6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz/L yd (CA), 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
• Garment-dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
• Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
• Relaxed fit
• Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Shoulder to shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label